a.n-gross

you don't wash your butt, made a mental note when we took a shower
your breath smells like you eat poop
your toothbrush is frayed
you found red bumps and accused me of giving you herpes because i slept with more people
you can't have a herpes out break 24-hours after having sex, especially when the person you slept with doesn't have herpes
i am clean
you are dirty
you keep empty tuna cans under your desk
you sleep with ants
they gave you the bumps
you admitted to not washing your sheets for over a month
we had mushy sex
thinking about it makes want to puke on your crotch
you should lick the pussy of an 89 year old woman who hasn't bathed in 3 weeks and has a yeast infection due the medical field failing to to recognize her allergy to gluten
invest in your oral care
buy some dial and wash your butt
sucks to be you


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